Xenomorph is Top Ten Most Effective Horror Movie Killers

I read Topless Robot when I have nothing better to do, and often when I should be doing something more important. The last Daily List piqued my interest. A list of the Top Ten Most Effective Horror Movie Killers. I thought Musta might like this.

 

"The best advice I can give you here is RUN, STUPID! Seriously, get the hell out of there as fast as possible. If you're lucky, it'll just brutally kill you -- either ripping you apart or cracking your skull open with its tongue thing. The alternative? Well, if you're a girl and this thing catches you, there's a good chance it might rape you. And if you're a dude, there's still a good chance it might rape you. That's not a colorful metaphor either. Don't believe me? Check out that scene with Lambert again from the first film. Then, you get the pleasure of experiencing it violating your face and knocking you up through your throat. Again, not a metaphor. Finally, you get to die a little while later when baby bursts out your ribs. And if all that isn't bad enough, let's just go ahead and assume it rapes your corpse some more afterward because why the fuck not?"

The Xeno was listed at number five, ahead of Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees, and the Predator (yes!); and trails only Candyman, Freddie, Death itself, and Pinhead from Hellraiser.

Read the full list here. Beware harsh language is used throughout. The 10 Most Effective Horror Movie Killers - Topless Robot - Page 2

[Mustafuck]

Hey wait, the perfect organism rated worse than Freddy and Hellraiser among others?, heheh

Well, at least the writer seemed to understand some of the key psychological aspects of the "Lambert's Torment" scene, or at least he seemed to particularly enjoy such an iconic moment to the alien franchise in his own way

Nice find

[Bigapps17]

Very good find! I think the alien should have gotten ahead of freddy, but I'm happy it was before predator! lol Very cool find and he nailed the first part..... RUN! lol

[Shadow Raptor]

Got beat out by Freddy and Pinhead? Oh well, had to lose to some people I guess. Hard to be beat Death but finally admittance of the beating of the Predators!

[Mother]

Yeah, Pred being further down the list made my day. ha!

[Shadow Raptor]

Just read this post again, showed it to a Pred loving fan. Just made my weekend!

[Pred Killer]

Aliens rule!

[xeno ki11er47]

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