» Forum Rules (booooo!!)

[Mother]

Okay, I get it, but every forum has to have rules. Think of this as a friends house. When you go to a friends house you don't piss on the sofa or drink all the beer or take the pet dog outside for sexy times. There are some simple and obvious ground rules you need to follow. Below I'm going to outline those ground rules for this house. Don't worry. They'll not be too bad. Just something to help us get by and have a good time.

1) Nothing illegal. Warez springs to mind. Anything which is illegal is not welcome here.

2) Flaming, fighting and abuse of other members. We're all guests in the same house, so treat others as you yourself would wish to be treated. This means no discrimination based upon creed, colour, religion, age, sex, sexual orientation, nationality or political affiliation. This list is not exhaustive.

3) No Spam. Don't sign up to post adverts, or to whore your product, service or website. Contact me if you'd like to discuss a partnership or relationship. Additionally, keep your threads/posts in the most obvious relevant forum.

4) Listen to the staff. The people who give their spare time to help out here are not to be attacked, abused or in any other way antagonised. If you're asked to stop an action or activity, please do.

Failure to adhere to these very simply rules may lead to you being asked to leave (banned). Nobody wants that so behave.

Cheers!

"Mother"