[Hei Gui]

I'm sure you all would like to know where that is.

Anyway, what's it been, like a week or what? I was on a trip to an undisclosed location and never thought to visit this place. And holy shit, it was exciting. Like not the kind of excitement you get from a forced erection or an accidental erection on a roller coaster but like seeing your favorite childhood star and going totally apeshit.

I have more of the story but I just don't feel like telling it. There's this taco waiting in front of me and I need to eat it.

You can perceive that however you want.