[Hei Gui]

But that's not really important anyway.

Hey. I'm that one guy, from that one place.

I mostly lurk around the Alien Loves Predator and AVP2 forums as Bloo, but call me anything you want. I can sing and I can dance, but I almost never get paid for it. Except for all the times that I mess up, I am perfect.

I'd tell you other stuff about myself but I don't know if you guys are into that sort of thing. I'm not entirely sure if swearing to boost comedic and charismatic value is allowed around here so I'm going to lay low on that for a while.

I've read a few posts here and you guys seem cool. I just hope I don't have to give your hotel a bad review.